Last Weekend I Went to Walmart 2017


A poem turned zine about the ridiculous items you can purchase at Walmart. Some items include coloured ketchup, black scented toilet paper and bacon pillow covers. This 12 page zine is screen printed on bond paper, with just yellow and blue inks. Currently sold out.



Last Weekend I Went to Walmart ︎Poem


Rollback prices,
I bought more than I expected.

Bacon pillows,
The taste should be in my dreams too.

Black, scented toilet paper,
The need to smell after you wipe.

Pickle flavored popsicles,
Relish isn’t sweet enough.

A set of gangster gnomes,
To protect my side of the grass.

Coloured ketchup,
Red reminds me of blood.

A unicorn mask,
Halloween is every day.

I got home,
Unpacked the car with my purchases.

Mom read the receipt,
Her eyes rolled back.